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let me explain what irregular/innterrupted/dysfunctional executive function can look like
3 years ago I finally managed to set a weekly alarm to remind me to water the plants
the plants have been dead for 2 years and the alarm still goes off
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I donât wanna subject any innocent post to this DJ Ătzi-thought but âŚ
does he say âUH! AH!â when he cums
...i wanna: no D:
Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.
So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like youâre doing more?
Iâm the oldest kid in my family and also I was the only girl so when my little brother started saying stuff like âwhy do you have body hair only men have thatâ or âgirls donât burpâ or just basic shit like that I was like âoh fuck heâs gonna go out into the world thinking all girls are shiny Barbie dolls because Iâm his only referenceâ and from that day on every once in a while Iâd come downstairs with hairy legs and my hair a mess in my ugliest jim jams and rip a fart for the greater good
the greater good
" how combustible is gender fluid "
..who came up with that, it's great ^^
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things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever
change the color used to highlight text on your laptop
move the pictures on your wall
stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you donât have time to clean it all
slightly vary your commute, even just by one street
change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if itâs only to the chair in your room instead of your bed
drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real
shower with the lights off, without music
buy $3 flowers at trader joeâsâthey look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room
start typing things you donât post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you donât deem them worth sharing
wake up super early just once. you donât have to make it a habit itâs just extra satisfying to go to bed that night
listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015
Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!
The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where Iâd started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!
This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Donât turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!
Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo
If youâre doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-new-yorker-interview/love-is-not-a-permanent-state-of-enthusiasm-an-interview-with-esther-perel
Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from it? No! The only people who suffer for it are the extremely wealthy who want the prestige of having original paintings in their own homes. Itâs full of international intrigue and mystery. Perfect.
Also⌠art forgers like van Meegeren sometimes become a kind of folk hero. A swindler, sure, but a gentlemanâs swindler.
I liked this guyâs story, Mark Landis, who conned several dozen museums into displaying his forgeries, but when the FBI came after him they couldnât do anything because he had always given them away as donations. They said if they could have found that heâd ever taken anything in exchange they would have prosecuted him, but all he wanted was get to out of the house and meet people.
âThe first painting Landis âdonatedâ was a copy of a work by Maynard Dixon, an artist well-known for his paintings of cowboys and Indians. It started as impulse, Landis says, but then âeverybody was just so nice and treated me with respect and deference and friendship, things I was very unused to â I mean, actually not used to at all. And I got addicted to it.ââ And it looks like all his forgeries are done with cheap materials, like markers and Hobby Lobby frames.
Ok, but Wolfgang Beltracchi is probably one of the best Fraud Artists in the world.
His career brought him millions upon millions of dollars and lasted almost 40 years. He finally admitted to painting fraudulent art after the white paint he used came under scrutiny.Â
â Bob Simon: What do you think this Max Ernst would be worth? Wolfgang Beltracchi: This one? Simon: Yeah. Beltracchi: $5 million, I think. Simon: $5 million.  And you can do it in three days? Beltracchi: Yeah, oh yes, yes, sure, or quickerâ -From a 60 minutes interview with Bob Simon
In The interview with Beltracchi, he said that none of his forgeries are copies, theyâre all original works that the famous artists could have painted.
âBeltracchi estimates he has done 25 Max Ernsts. He is not copying an existing work. Heâs painting something he thinks Ernst might have done if heâd had the time or felt like it.â Â -Â The Con Artist: A multi-million dollar art scam
His wife was also in on the scam, she would dress up in old clothing and take pictures holding the paintings with old cameras to fake proof of the paintingsâ ages.
At the end of the interview with Wolfgang Beltracchi he was asked if he felt he had done anything wrong, his answer was â Yeah, I used the wrong kind of paintâ
Just ⌠the levels of con there, the fake photos and ⌠wow. Thatâs incredible.Â
Heroes
Also fun fact we learned in class today: Michelangelo carved a sculpture of a Roman god, broke off the arm, and then buried it. The sculpture was dug up and was considered to be an authentic Roman artefact, until Michelangelo came along with the missing arm and called shenanigans on himself, just to prove he was as skilled a sculptor as the ancient Romans.
honestly mike? chill.
YEHS U GO ARTISTS
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Itâs occurred to me that âbingo nightâ or âbridge nightâ at the senior center will probably be âD&D nightâ when we get there, and now Iâm ready to retire.
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The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.
This isnât fiction. This is going to be my career. @writing-prompt-s wanna start a gang?
I am down. Whatâs our gang name?Â
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I promise I will look after each and every member and that we split the loot evenly
There are no stars, no sun in the sky. Fire invisibly produces heat. Light is a very rare element which can be found buried in the earth. The ancient art of extraction is perilous and almost lost. You are one of the last of the lightminers.
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Iâm telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went âbrown bear brown bear what do you seeâ and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech âALLLLâ.
The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes.Â
He didnât know the joke.
So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.
I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.
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So you think I can hear..?
 âYouâre not really d/Deaf/HOH, you hear me just fine.â
If I had a dime for everyone whoâs ever told me that⌠                    Hereâs whatâs more than likely happening during what you perceive as me âhearingâ:
1. Iâm relying solely on social cues. Luckily for us d/Deaf/HOH, 93% of communicaton is non-verbal. Basically if you laugh, I laugh, and no one ever knows I missed the joke (..again).
2. Iâve known the speaker for a long time. We all have those topics we can (and do) talk about for hours on end. And the longer Iâve known you, the better Iâll be able to use your favorite topics to figure out what youâre saying.
3. âNeutralâ answers. âYeahâ, âNoâ, âI donât knowâ, âYeah, I get thatâ.. Iâve got a whole list of responses that can easily trick you into believing I have some idea of what youâre saying.
4. Mad Libs. Did you ever play mad libs as a kid? You know the one.. every so many words you insert a random one and you get a story that doesnât make any sense? Yeah, being d/Deaf/HOH is pretty much just like that.Â
5. Silence. You probably didnât notice, you almost never do, but I havenât said a word in 20 minutes. I gave up on trying to understand this conversation a long time ago and Iâm really just planning what Iâm gonna eat later.
6. Again with the social cues. Remember that whole non-verbal communication thing? Yeah, I probably use it even more than you do. Head nodding, and smiling works like a charm to get a girl through your incoherent story telling.
7. Just this once.. On this rare occasion I actually heard what you said; that happens sometimes.. But youâre still a jerk for dismissing my struggles, feelings, and identity.Â
For some deaf and hard of hearing people, itâs not about reading lips. Thatâs not always why we need to see your face. Facial expressions are a big part of understanding what youâre saying. For those who read lips, obviously we need to see your face to âhearâ what youâre saying, but we also read facial expressions. The expressions on your face give more meaning to your words. Emotions are a huge part of human communication, whether you can hear or not, and facial expressions relay those emotions.
