Zen

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

Every four days I have to be like "kinks, on their own, mean absolutely nothing, everything in the world is determined by your actions, not whatever exists in your head" and every four days people are like "OH SO YOU THINK THOUGHTS CAN'T LEAD TO ACTIONS" "OH SO YOU'RE OKAY WITH PEOPLE MOLESTING BABY ANIMALS" etc etc and I'm like, okay I have a kink for annoying people getting their shit blown smooth off by an 18th century Tortugan buccaneer wielding a stolen Dutch blunderbuss, And Yet...... note how no harm has happened to you due to, and sit down for this: nobody fucking doing anything

I despise the kind of mealy-mouthed hedging that every post needs to include because every buffoon who was given a Whole language reading education somehow nevertheless finds themselves magnetically drawn to commenting on shit they can't understand like iron filings towards a magnet BUT I've had a rough 24 hours so I'm also going to add: the idea of "not being allowed to criticize kink" is a fiction invented by people who don't fuck enough in real life to have a working experiential opinion on how any of this shit is actually applied outside of Discord chats. Everyone's allowed to criticize anything. Who gives a shit. Grow up. The only ask I personally have for anybody I have to interact with is that people practice some basic theory of mind instead of assuming anybody whose general sexual preferences are slightly outside of "Tasteful penetration as sponsored by Trojan" is some kind of blithering zombie with a mental video game meter labeled WILLINGNESS TO COMMIT SEX CRIMES that ticks upwards every time they read a post about siblings fucking

"Is squirt pee" brother who CARESSSSSS. Worst case scenario u made a woman feel so good she pissed herself how is that a net negative to your image

I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

parents will be like “you’ve changed” and it’s just you started doing the things that make you comfortable that you always wanted to do but was too scared to express your wants and needs

Actually he took out a gun with which he shot himself

why did the italian restaurant give him a gun instead of a meatball marinara......