i want to know what bears think sometimes

God bless nurses forever

like I'm sorry but this is so funny it is causing me to lose my life. "we are all living through a global pandemic, nobody has any money, our democracies are horrifically morally bankrupt and our world is dying. here's how to break down spiritually in a palatable and socially-approved way!"

"Sorry, I'm afraid I can't have a meeting at 4 today because it conflicts with my crying session"

anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

ccant relate

why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

Don’t know how it protects me from Ebola but alright alright. If it keeps me safe

I feel like this was probably originally a ketamine joke but here we are…

id: a tweet by @RebeccaWatson. I fucking hate grocery store check out screens asking me if I want to donate $20 to end child hunger or whatever. You’re a $10 billion corporation. I’m using a coupon to get 50 cents off a bag of potatoes. Why don’t YOU donate $20 to end child hunger. / end id

ME1 side quests more like “hey Shepard I know you’re busy but apparently humanity’s entire military force is incompetent so we need you, specifically, to take care of this”

#I mean I’m pretty sure it’s also like#wait the citadel gave one of our soldiers a license to kill?#like anyone?#no diplomatic incidents?#no questions asked once you say a spectre did it???#yeah okay someone striek up a to do list we are getting shit done (via @boshtet-juggler)