follow for some more sick text posts that I reblogged from someone else

do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first

hiring a mercenary

reach the point of no return in FIVE easy steps

this website is so funny there'll be a popular poll going around that asks something like "what's your favorite breakfast food :)" and in the notes there's always someone saying Oh My God of course you unemployed tenderqueer virgins like pancakes no wonder none of you go outside

a light within me was stamped out but im chill

not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years.

people DESPERATE in the notes to explain why the way THEY engage with harry potter is morally pure. It's like white people talking about rap music in there! Libraries buy the books! Fanfiction maintains a conversation around the IP! There is NO WAY to enjoy harry potter in 2025 without publicly supporting JK Rowling!

Yeah I'm thinking that its dope asf that the river turns rocks smooth