king of the damned 🦇

everyone make sure you have some fucked up thoughts today ok

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

the thing that's so compelling about bad movies is like. so many people put so much time and money and effort into making this one single work of art and it's not even good

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

ah hell, why not. a little getting shot i nthe back of the head never hurt anyone

doctors keep telling me my dna is identical to that of a hamster & I shouldn’t be human shaped or even alive but whatever

She took the pages.

i’m fixing him [wet squelching noises]

as a regular donor to Gaza Soup Kitchen I get their email updates, and they said today that while they've continued to be able to expand, donations are slowing down as Gaza gets less coverage. If you have a few dollars to spare, I encourage you to send them here to continue the amazing work that Hani and his team are doing.

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars