why be serious when you can be silly

don't make me turn my character development around

alright that's IT. i'm evil again until you all stop getting on my nerves.

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

underwater caves are rated for diving according to how many loving spouses and kids the cave diver has waiting for them at home. they won't even let you go in some of the more dangerous ones unless you're twice married with an excellent relationship with your ex and multiple young dependent kids from both marriages

happy pride month to this post specifically

“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

Everyone keep sending your attacks. She can't protect him forever

new nemesis dropped

Hey, we can talk this out. We don't have to fight

WHO ARE YOU

Is anyone here russian

i am

Have you considered taking your time

Take my time with what

Russian sounds like rushing a little

Ohhhhh now that you mention it it does. Good stuff!

if you came up to me and said you're in a time loop, i would believe you every time

if you came to me and said you were in a time loop, i'd believe you every time

if you told me you were in a time loop, i would believe you every time

let me guess, we're in a time loop. i know. what are we gonna do?

yeah yeah, we're in a time loop together. i know. what are we gonna do?

i told you twice already, i know. we're in a time loop together. so, what are we gonna do?

hey. do you... remember the time loop?

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op