welcome to hell

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

Call me the third little pig the way I’m bricked up and ready to be blown

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber

in awe of the people who seem to be out here creating prozac bottles and mountains of cigarettes seemingly pixel by pixel to give to their miis