Draco's Playground

A break is all we ask.

If this continues to fail, track down one of those Himalayan salt lamps that are basically a 6lb pointy rock and start hitting them with it until they go away.

Capitalism is so fucked up. People literally die because medicine costs too much. Money isn’t real. It stands for some arbitrary number and people literally DIE because of that number. Because they don’t have that number so they die. That should freak us all out. We should be overthrowing the government.

can you imagine someone handing you a burger and you being like “i can’t eat this i’m too fucking horny"

bumper sticker on the back of my big pickup truck that says “God won’t let me die”

Are you a “can’t write dialogue” writer or a “can’t describe anything” writer

Art

sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen

I hate the whole “don’t text him first” bullshit. Text him first who tf cares? And then when he texts back and people are like “ooh you should wait a bit to answer you don’t want to seem desperate” liKE ????!!! Show your damn feelings and don’t be ashamed, if you genuinely like someone don’t turn it into a game, be unapologetically you

In summary, why do we expect men not to play games with us when ultimately we are playing a game with them?

“you’re a writer, right?” Me, staring at the one sentence ive managed to add in the last hour: In theory

The “I am a piece of shit and nobody will ever love me” factoid is actually a statistical error. You are actually are fantastic and infinitely worthy of people’s company.  That person you used to care about, who taught you to hate yourself by abandoning you, is an outlier and should not have been counted

this is the greatest and most positive use of a meme that i have ever seen.