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depsidase

unicorncryptid

"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"

"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."

lizardywizard

And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.

Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?

parkayquarts

they literally branded archie with a satanic symbol right next to his penas. in the prison. with like an actual cattle brand. i love wattpad

parkayquarts

i still think about they couldve put it somewhere more visible both to the people in-universe that it's intended for and to the audience cause it would be iconic and badass. like on one of his pecs or shoulders or arms or even the upper ribcage area. but no they decided to drop trou and put it beside his vagina bones #okay

breelandwalker

Asshole Coworker: Oh you got a new job! Congratulations! What will you be doing?

Me: -lol don't pretend you care you fakeass bitch- Same thing as now but as a team lead, over at [Place].

Asshole Coworker: Oh I just applied for that place, in that same department! Can I use you as a reference?

Me: ............

breelandwalker

HOLY SHIT Y'ALL IT JUST GOT BETTER!!!!!

I went to the career page for the org I'm about to start with, just to see what other positions in the department Asshole Coworker might have applied for.

There was only one listing.

The job I just got. 😈

breelandwalker

She asked if I'd give her a reference AGAIN today. As if I'd forgotten.

Oh NOW you wanna be all nice and polite because you want something from me, like I'm just gonna ignore the past 18 months of asshole behavior?

Girl BYE. 😂

venndaai

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

venndaai

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

fluorescentbrains

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

muffinlance

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

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riotdyke-rising

Help a trans gal find a home ! (04/24/26)

Hi I'm Rhea, trans girl currently living in Chicago and deeply unemployed (hopefully not for much longer we shall see), and I need to find a place to live within approximately the next month while I continue getting back on my feet in a new city. I have a little black cat named Harrowhark that I adore very much and while I'm a bit of a loner at times I'll also do my best to be helpful around the space. I am unfortunately just in a really bad spot and really need some help.

Please spread this around if you can and please DM me if you have any leads for anything. If you're willing to help me afford foods and meds in the meantime please do so using one of these, it would be deeply appreciated:

V - C - P

Thank you very much 💕

riotdyke-rising

(05/19/26) Okay I got my timeline wrong and have until the end of June~ or so but alas the office job I've been in contact with has been stringing me along and I don't have many prospects still yet alas

riotdyke-rising

(06/11/26) I need a new home very badly please help

lambinajam

Life of Lamb #29: Pied Month

A huge thanks to @shaveyoureyebrows for agreeing to collab for this very very silly idea!

shaveyoureyebrows

Baa-sheep,.,.,....,..,.,.,, can I have some,,.,.

vintage-tigre

The lifecycle of a cherry

kosmicpowers

England isn't a real country, stupid. England is a lie to sell you more Doctor Who

insertdisc5

making your characters speak to you is a lifelong journey

(characters are from Truth Scrapper which you can wishlist right now)

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madamechan1

I'm dead 💀

lezbi0nic

Its so hard to take bunnies seriously when they're mad. Like okay, yes you're upset but you're also wiggling your nose and stomping your little foot. That's not threatening in the slightest.

shamebats

devidaily

Devi Daily 05 - Legitimate Organization

officialfist

El Muchacho Monday

lex-artis-studios

My cat Guaraha would do this. I'm like "sweetie just leave the kitchen!" and he'd just sit by my feet looking up at me with red, streaming eyes while I chopped up the onions. He was a dumb shit though so that was typical dumbassery for him.

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pancakeke

precious internet megabits wasted to send me this stupid fucking email

steel-angel

Makuta Rahkshi is just a little bit taller than normal Rahkshi, making him a great imposing commander 🫡

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