The D stands for dragon

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

when people talk bad about cargo shorts i feel so unsafe

like sorry you hate my boxy silhouette and practical pockets

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

I'm pioneering a new sexual technique known as "the death roll"

i like when both people in a relationship are scared of it

even better when they are not in a relationship but you can't exactly say they are not not in a relationship

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

feral sex where we both whimper and bite each other and claw ourselves closer and deeper in each other until we’re both littered with bruises

pls be possessive, I promise it turns me on

i lied i dont like sex now get on the vivisection table

Ohhhh I see, so when YOU rearrange someone's guts its "Hot" and "Sexy", but when I do it, it's "medical malpractice" and "the act of a deeply disturbed individual"