DracaisFyr

In DPP (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum) sneasel shows up on five different routes, and then evolves into weavile when leveled with a razor claw at night. Razor claws aren’t hard to find either, so while there’s minimal effort involved here, weavile isn’t really special.

Munchlax, though? Jesus fuck. Jesus fucking christ. Munchlax in DPP is one of the most difficult Pokémon in ANY of the games—if not the absolute most difficult. DPP has a mechanic where you could slather honey on certain trees, and six hours later a Pokémon would turn up on the tree. Several of the Pokémon you could get this way were common, but some could ONLY be obtained from honey trees. You couldn’t change the DS system’s time to speed things up, because the trees ran on their own counter—so you HAD to wait six hours for a Pokémon to show up.

It gets worse. There were 21 of these honey trees in the game, and regardless of the tree’s location, and tree could summon any of the “honey tree Pokémon…”

Except. Fucking. Munchlax.

Only FOUR trees in the game had the potential to summon Munchlax. Which trees, you ask? Guess. No, literally, take a fucking guess—because the four trees that can summon Munchlax are decided at random based on your trainer ID and secret ID. There is NO way to determine which trees they are unless you feel like hacking into your game’s data and then doing some weird complicated math.

That’s not all. You thought that was all? You thought Munchlax was a merciful god that would take pity on your tiny, pathetic body? Oh no. Not even close. Munchlax isn’t done with you yet, Munchlax is going to peel you like a fucking mango and laugh while you cry.

Munchlax only has a 1% encounter rate.

ONE. PERCENT. As in 1/100.

So to recap—4/21 honey trees (and you don’t know which ones) have a 1% chance of summoning this little motherfucker once every six hours. That’s it. No fast tracking, no cheats, and no workarounds. Munchlax in DPP is the holy grail of hard to find Pokémon.

And pinky here has the AUDACITY to offer the MUCH more easily obtainable weavile for it. Fuck that. Fuck that!!! White DS girl knows what the FUCK is up!!!

In conclusion;

Munchlax is pretty hot… Try again.

Someone asked me to upload the prompt I was using for my shadow work so I included an intro and a few prompts. Also I found these on Pinterest they have quiet a few witchy things on there it is a great tool. I will link my Pinterest below. 

I wrote about this card towards the beginning of the pandemic when everything felt upside down and backwards. I found myself expecting to be the same productive person that I was at the beginning of the year. It took me a while to be okay with things feeling different, to expect less of myself and to celebrate the smaller things. I am still teaching myself that growth can look different and it doesn’t always have to be met with action. Sometimes we grow the most when we are sleeping: A graveyard of sleeping ships sprinkled across the forest floor paints a scene of another world forgotten. Perhaps there was an ocean here once, but now these ships have taken on a new life. Overgrown and exposed to new elements, the sleeping ships become shelter for new flora and fauna to thrive.  The world here has ended many times, but through small bangs and persistent whispers life has always found a way back. We can often be too hard on ourselves, we expect things to only grow in an upwards trajectory but this is not always the case. We search for inspiration expecting it to be where we once found it. That’s the thing about inspiration - you can’t really choose where it comes from, it’s from every part of your existence. So while some parts may feel like they are withering now, new inspiration will grow in the shadows. It will plant seeds for future thoughts and future epiphanies. Your inspirations may shift, and you will change, that is for certain, but you will grow and find new paths. These are the things we learn from Sleeping Ships. And that is the beauty of being human - we are always growing, even when we’re resting. This card will be included in all First Edition decks of Cosma Visions. As with Prisma Visions, each edition will have a unique 79th card. Since this card is not an original card of the deck, some readers may choose to take this card out of the deck for readings, the choice is yours to make.

I got a spell candle and it says to use it under a full moon. The next full moon is in September, so my question is- Will the spell be weaker if I did it now? Is it best to wait until the full moon?

I'm totally cool with waiting, I'm just really excited about it. I also don't have a lot of experience with using the moon phases, as the few spells over done didn't really go along with moon phases.

If purchased as a spell kit, go with the instructions

If purchased *for* a spell you have not purchased as a kit, what’s better for you?