an exercise in futility

y’all weren’t supposed to see this hold on

y’all better stop reblogging the post aint done yet

SHOW US THE BIRD

hold on , i am lookin ,

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This bird picture far exceeded my expectations well done I love it.

We have the bird

last night i had a dream where i died and went to heaven and i was sat in a room with my mother, and it turns out i had life stats. one of the stats was ‘times you sexually thought about vore’ and it said ‘73 times’ and my mother asked what vore was and an angel explained and my mother looked at me, shook her head, and walked out the room

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

so apparently this coworker of mine used to play a lot of dnd and he had an orc rogue i think, who’s obviously supposed to be a stealth-centric character. But instead of channeling his abilities into dexterity or anything else stealthy, he channeled it all into charisma for the sake of intimidation. Essentially he, a hulking and undexteritous orc, would attempt to sneak into a building. If he was spotted, he would roll for intimidation (and win almost every time) and shout “YOU DO NOT SEE GROGG” at them and proceed.