I’m just an awkward fellow, after all.

Honestly “the world is cruel get over it” is pretty easily translated to “I’m a complete asshole who doesn’t want to be held responsible for my sh*tty behavior”

The world may be cruel but you don’t have to be.

#lemme see if im understanding this correctly: this bot was told to talk/think about 'white genocide' and scoured the internet#and it then found that 'white genocide' is an imagined concept and was able to cite court cases and shit to prove it#and THEN it went and tried to figure out WHY it was being told to treat it as a true and genuine concept#and found that Elon was not only telling it biased info but was also changing its answers and stuff#i hate to say it but thats some legit good analysis. i didnt realize bots could do analysis like that#it seems to have identified Elon as part of the problem with why its been bringing up race stuff in unrelatd queries#wild

another great chapter of 'finno-ugric languages vs. translation software'

my sister walked into my room, put her hands behind her back and went "here's what Obama would sound like if he was gay: so uhhhh let me be queer" and then asked me if I could give her money so she could see linkin park

redditors will be like "i have le cursed internet knowledge" and that knowledge is like. being vaguely aware of what furries are and making a big production out of gawking and going "errm wgat the heck is this weird crap"

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it