Make it awful ♡

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

If you’re anxious, don’t worry.

if you're having an asthma attack, just breathe.

what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer