My Space is Your Space

i knew this reminded me of something

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

“i was emotionally close with a woman”

Wow.

i was a little apprehensive to watch this because it’s four minutes long and i have a short attention span, but within the first 30 seconds i was hooked.

when you succeed at something you usually suck at

Fanfic authors:

one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear.

deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it

peter, to ned while lying face down on the bed, regretting everything: and then I called him dad

Avengers: Huh, it’s been a while since Thor’s been back, hope he isn’t too confused about all of our new members and what’s been going on.