What’s My Perfect Crime?

@downeylove

I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

63.9K posts

rhaenyratargeryen

PEDRO PASCAL as JAVIER PEÑA in NARCOS

S02E09 | “Nuestra Finca”

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

PEDRO PASCAL as Joel Miller The Last of Us | S01E01 - When You're Lost in the Darkness

#I want to bite his arms

PEDRO PASCAL as Marcus Pike The Mentalist | S07E01 - Nothing But Blue Skies

#what is WRONG with me

PEDRO PASCAL as JAVIER PEÑA Narcos | S02E03 - Our Man in Madrid

PEDRO PASCAL as JOEL MILLER The Last of Us, 1.01 "When You're Lost in the Darkness"

#10/10 would mount

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

if not puppy dawg eye'd, why so puppy dawg eye'd shaped?

#he’s literally so hot

PEDRO PASCAL as Harry Castillo Materialists (2025) dir. Celine Song

#I’m literally obsessed with him

avengerscompound

Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark IRON MAN 2 | Deleted Scene

Fav gif #103

avengerscompound

Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark IRON MAN 2 | Deleted Scene

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT STORY (2025)

PEDRO PASCAL as Javier Peña — NARCOS | S02E02 Cambalache

PEDRO PASCAL as JAVIER PEÑA

Narcos | 3.08: Convivir

Fav gif #127

PEDRO PASCAL as JAVIER PEÑA Narcos (2015-2017) | requested by @gothcsz ♥

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

PEDRO PASCAL with his cease fire shirt a few days ago in New York City

RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK 1981, dir. Steven Spielberg

What’s My Perfect Crime? @downeylove - Tumblr Blog | Tumlook