I am the dragonborn

this is so fucking beautiful

There is some hope in the world. 

Unmute this.

i need more than 24 seconds of this

LMFAAAOO! I’m the lady!

When she heard the word affair she was like ooo let me hear this boiling tea

do you ever just decide someone is the greatest person ever after having one small positive interaction with them? Like I could have a 3 minute conversation with someone and then someone will be like do you know jessica? and I’ll be like yaaaas my bitch jess I’d die for her meanwhile jessicas probably like who tf is that

and here we see a wild flock of luigi beginning their long journey south for the winter 

it is in no way “natural” for a grown man to be attracted to CHILDREN

IT’S NASTY

honestly i kind of need school bc it keeps my life together. i see friends everyday, get out of the house, sleep normally, and remember to eat dinner

you put it in words

need the full song

where’s his grammy?

i want u wrapped in my arms…like a burrito…be my baerrito

The fuck point (n.) The point in an assignment at which you say “Fuck it all,” slap down some bullshit, and turn it in without reading it