Welcome To The Shit Show

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part

its suck my motherfucking dick sunday

And then I reblogged every post I saw. Like a whore.

sea shanties this sea shanties that what u need to sea is some bitches

In the winter I don’t have a body so when the spring comes it’s hard but then by summer I say okay fine I have a body and I throw it into water and feel better

sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run

I'm unbelievably bored w my own emotions.....like I've heard this one before. got anything new

Twitter is the exact same thing except you swap the amounts of shitposts and doomposts

i do not identify as a boy or girl, i identify as a nuisance. an irritant. a fool and a problem

do you ever think about those friend-for-an-hour strangers that you only met because you ended up in a weird situation with them?