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i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

the smuckling smumbler

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short person: I literally look like your son. You look like a MILF and I look like your son.

taller person: You don't like it that I look like a-

short person: I look like you dressed me and I'm like the tween boy who... and I don't- I can't go out like this. Can you please wear different shoes?

pcare-o-dactyl

King

luimnigh

[id: Connecticut Clark and Malfina. end id.]

ashenmind

not where I was going with this

batmanisagatewaydrug

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

batmanisagatewaydrug

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

batmanisagatewaydrug

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

batmanisagatewaydrug

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

wildflower182

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

ericrmalice-deactivated20240323

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

batmanisagatewaydrug

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

1-800-horrorfilms

cealvan

Op is saying that liking Taylor for being QUEER or Lgbtqia+ is not a bad thing, but to also know she is not the only one.

He did not call anyone in the original post lesbian bi or pan.

He did call two people NB

batmanisagatewaydrug

you have to be fucking with me there's no way

batmanisagatewaydrug

#Op you gonna have to make a graph

on it:

sourcreammachine

op: carrots are not fruits. raspberries and apples and blueberries and pears and lingonberries are fruits. i’m not saying you can’t enjoy carrots but why would you hang all your fruitsalad hopes on it

idiot 1: aren’t raspberries berries?

op: yes that is indeed why it’s on the list of fruit

op: why have multiple people reblogged this with “umm actually most of these are berries”. did i fucking stutter i said they’re fruits. i’m going to kill you

idiot 2: btw just to clarify op is saying “yeah i know carrots are a fruit but there are other fruits too”

op: where in the sweet mary mother of cunt did i say that carrots were a fruit

idiot 3: op is saying that liking carrots for being fruits isn’t a bad thing, but to also know they are not the only fruit

op:

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batmanisagatewaydrug

oh my god a beautiful moth.... post now justified good work everyone

jetix

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b0nkcreat

unfortunately i do believe posthaste is one of the funniest words out there. how quick am i doing something? fast as fuck my good sir

omniscient-sims

*rising up from loosely packed grave soil* who the fuck buried me. This is atrocious. Do a better job next time

screenshotsofdespair

shitidol

Found a guy

jame7t

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

jame7t

no hope for you even at all

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fridgebride

back in my day holding down and saving something from google images on your phone was easy

beardedmrbean

parakeet

Oh 😭 she so cozy

quasi-normalcy

'Star Wars' and 'Harry Potter' are two franchises that try to claim, textually, that it doesn't really matter who your family is whilst showing subtextually that it unequivocally does matter who your family is.

yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20

subtext isn't a thing dude

quasi-normalcy

Welp, there’s my entire literature degree disproven.

sioltach

HUGE new content drop for the Ötzi the Iceman fandom.

sioltach

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