patty stump

apparently you're supposed to present as "feminine" or "masculine" well i'm presenting as a "fucking idiot"

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

bold of you to assume I was not forged in that dark crucible

I think everyday about how Friends could have been good if it was a show about two gay roommates (chef monica and author chandler) who fall for their new, bright-eyed, adorable, bisexual neighbors across the hall (actors rachel and joey), and, mysteriously, ross just isn’t fucking in it

Phoebe still comes in to say weird things and sing the song about the smelly cat and Ross is just nonexistent.

im illegalizing straight marriage

im criminalizing straight marriage

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

WE CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH BLACK POSITIVITY ON THIS SITE

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"you can't tell someone's sexuality from their appearance" there was a girl on the bus with electric blue hair in an undercut, 6 piercings in one ear, rainbow converse, and a 'punch a fascist' pin on her backpack it's physically impossible for that person to be straight

 #don't judge a book by it's cover but sometimes the cover does in fact tell you a lot about a book

the idea is more for straight people because they literally don't know how to read coding properly....but coding is actually intended to communicate to other LGBT+ people, so

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

JUST GOT MY CRINGE MONEY FROM MY FAIL HUSBAND

If the sonic the hedgehog movie can improve on itself and redeem itself in the eyes of its peers then so can you

Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is “Peepoo” for the last 30 years of your life

please stop forcing me to look at fucking big mouth every time I open Netflix. this should be considered a crime

where am i

where you belong

you guys just see something vaguely froglike and hit reblog huh