The Real Idiot

Full disclosure this is my first time writing anything for a Poly! ship so please let me know if I missed the mark with anything! With that being said, I hope you enjoy! I had a lot of fun writing for them :3

Ignignokt & Err

They share a partner surprisingly well. Initially it’s a bit odd adding a third person into their mix but Ignignokt and Err are both similar and different enough that things go well

Ignignokt typically takes initiative more than Err when it comes to planning dates, but Err is better at spur-of-the-moment ideas and unplanned excursions

Along with this, they have very different ways of showing they love you. Ignignokt takes on a lot of the responsibilities in the relationship so you and Err can relax, Err takes on keeping the mood light so you and Ignignokt can always have smiles on your faces!

Both are very physically affectionate of both you and the other, cuddle piles and group hugs are very common

Common dates include: Arcade trips, Movie Theater tips, Amusement Park dates… Although Ignignokt and Err are good at making pretty much any hang-out into a date, even just relaxing at home becomes a romantic event with them!

The boys are also very good when it comes to spending independent time with you. Err wants to see a movie Ignignokt has no interest in? That’s alright, Ig can hang back and plan dinner while you and Err go to the movies!

Full disclosure Ignignokt loves being the ‘planner’ of the relationship, he’s the one who plans most of the dates, the meals, the trips, etc

They absolutely brag about you to the Plutonians any chance they get…they’re a couple of assholes but hey, you already know that if you’re dating em’!

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