man if I gotta make bad art, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to make this bad art

Hozier isn't "cottagecore", there's just a bunch of cottagecore twerps with a weird fetish for Irish people and the media literacy of a sponge who think he's some sort of emo leprechaun and have never understood a single thing he's ever written.

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

gonth

wait

you ever just suddenly remember that linguini and remy can’t communicate. linguini does not have some special ability to understand rats. he just fuckin. accepts that this weird rat wants to cook and can control him with his hair. he’s just okay with that

If a rat showed up and made me capable of getting done all the stuff I need to get done I too would be just okay with that.

Tumblr culture is not knowing if this is from 2008 or earlier this week.

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

I got a lot of beef with the concept of dust. absolutely no reason for something to get dirty just because nothing has touched it. bullshit.

the natural state of the world is producing dust all the time. weathering and decay feeds future growth. dust is just soil with no place to go

it could go outside where dirt goes