things are thotting up!

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

get a room. ok now get another room. now a few more. now add a roof and a door. yay house yay

this is genuinely one of my favorite videos

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

I waited two minutes to like your post to be mysterious

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

shoutout to the person who tagged this "#geronimo stilton" for living their truth in a way most of us could never find the courage to

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