Fluffmeister

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

And that’s the end of that mystery

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

Homer is a nuclear engineer

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE

this is the best post on this entire godforsaken website and I want it on my dash as often as possible

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

straight people are so fucking wild today my coworker informed me that cafés are for women and bars are for men and her husband refuses to enter starbucks in case they think hes gay ?? whats up next in Incredibly Unnecessary Gendering

So the bar he goes to has only guys in it? That doesn’t sound very straight

Pfft

His face before he slams it

wher ethe fuck the ice cream go

He destroyed it

what

I swear this is the best shit ever

oh god i just remembered people ship thor and dr strange that’s like shipping jesus christ with a minecraft youtuber

I cannot stop fucking laughing at this comparison

uhm… no. Siri backwards is Iris…