Batman’s Lair

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Not again

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Hey guys. Joker just blew up another building, when will this end?

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One can dream.

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

Grrrr.

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

D-Did this actually happen???

Mmm.

So I’ve actually left the great batman in shock, hm? Not surprising knowing my brilliance!

Not shocked, just surprised that’s legal.

Fair point, Batman. So… what now? I have no riddle for you, no robbery I committed.

Find a Job. Become a good citizen. Work in fast food. Become a celebrity? Though you can never beat Bruce Wayne you can always try.

One can certainly dream of being Bruce. All that money. I actually still have my toyline.

I don’t care.

Just saying I have a plan for myself…

Whatever plan you have im ready for it.

*he pinches his nose* look. I gave up crime a while ago!

*he smirks* I’ll believe that when pigs fly.

Yknow… we’ve known each other for years and not once have I seen you smile.

I only smile when something’s stupid.

Fair point. And very understandable

Find a job.

I have one, detective. I’m a part owner of my toyline

*He put out his hand* I’m proud of you Nygma.

Thanks, batman. *he teared up under his sunglasses*

Keep up with the good. *Batman disappears into the shadows*

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

Grrrr.

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

D-Did this actually happen???

Mmm.

So I’ve actually left the great batman in shock, hm? Not surprising knowing my brilliance!

Not shocked, just surprised that’s legal.

Fair point, Batman. So… what now? I have no riddle for you, no robbery I committed.

Find a Job. Become a good citizen. Work in fast food. Become a celebrity? Though you can never beat Bruce Wayne you can always try.

One can certainly dream of being Bruce. All that money. I actually still have my toyline.

I don’t care.

Just saying I have a plan for myself…

Whatever plan you have im ready for it.

*he pinches his nose* look. I gave up crime a while ago!

*he smirks* I’ll believe that when pigs fly.

Yknow… we’ve known each other for years and not once have I seen you smile.

I only smile when something’s stupid.

Fair point. And very understandable

Find a job.

I have one, detective. I’m a part owner of my toyline

*He put out his hand* I’m proud of you Nygma.

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

Grrrr.

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

D-Did this actually happen???

Mmm.

So I’ve actually left the great batman in shock, hm? Not surprising knowing my brilliance!

Not shocked, just surprised that’s legal.

Fair point, Batman. So… what now? I have no riddle for you, no robbery I committed.

Find a Job. Become a good citizen. Work in fast food. Become a celebrity? Though you can never beat Bruce Wayne you can always try.

One can certainly dream of being Bruce. All that money. I actually still have my toyline.

I don’t care.

Just saying I have a plan for myself…

Whatever plan you have im ready for it.

*he pinches his nose* look. I gave up crime a while ago!

*he smirks* I’ll believe that when pigs fly.

Yknow… we’ve known each other for years and not once have I seen you smile.

I only smile when something’s stupid.

Fair point. And very understandable

Find a job.

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

Grrrr.

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

D-Did this actually happen???

Mmm.

So I’ve actually left the great batman in shock, hm? Not surprising knowing my brilliance!

Not shocked, just surprised that’s legal.

Fair point, Batman. So… what now? I have no riddle for you, no robbery I committed.

Find a Job. Become a good citizen. Work in fast food. Become a celebrity? Though you can never beat Bruce Wayne you can always try.

One can certainly dream of being Bruce. All that money. I actually still have my toyline.

I don’t care.

Just saying I have a plan for myself…

Whatever plan you have im ready for it.

*he pinches his nose* look. I gave up crime a while ago!

*he smirks* I’ll believe that when pigs fly.

Yknow… we’ve known each other for years and not once have I seen you smile.

I only smile when something’s stupid.

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

Grrrr.

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

D-Did this actually happen???

Mmm.

So I’ve actually left the great batman in shock, hm? Not surprising knowing my brilliance!

Not shocked, just surprised that’s legal.

Fair point, Batman. So… what now? I have no riddle for you, no robbery I committed.

Find a Job. Become a good citizen. Work in fast food. Become a celebrity? Though you can never beat Bruce Wayne you can always try.

One can certainly dream of being Bruce. All that money. I actually still have my toyline.

I don’t care.

Just saying I have a plan for myself…

Whatever plan you have im ready for it.

*he pinches his nose* look. I gave up crime a while ago!

*he smirks* I’ll believe that when pigs fly.

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

Grrrr.

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

D-Did this actually happen???

Mmm.

So I’ve actually left the great batman in shock, hm? Not surprising knowing my brilliance!

Not shocked, just surprised that’s legal.

Fair point, Batman. So… what now? I have no riddle for you, no robbery I committed.

Find a Job. Become a good citizen. Work in fast food. Become a celebrity? Though you can never beat Bruce Wayne you can always try.

One can certainly dream of being Bruce. All that money. I actually still have my toyline.

I don’t care.

Just saying I have a plan for myself…

Whatever plan you have im ready for it.

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

Grrrr.

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

D-Did this actually happen???

Mmm.

So I’ve actually left the great batman in shock, hm? Not surprising knowing my brilliance!

Not shocked, just surprised that’s legal.

Fair point, Batman. So… what now? I have no riddle for you, no robbery I committed.

Find a Job. Become a good citizen. Work in fast food. Become a celebrity? Though you can never beat Bruce Wayne you can always try.

One can certainly dream of being Bruce. All that money. I actually still have my toyline.

I don’t care.

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

Grrrr.

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

D-Did this actually happen???

Mmm.

So I’ve actually left the great batman in shock, hm? Not surprising knowing my brilliance!

Not shocked, just surprised that’s legal.

Fair point, Batman. So… what now? I have no riddle for you, no robbery I committed.

Find a Job. Become a good citizen. Work in fast food. Become a celebrity? Though you can never beat Bruce Wayne you can always try.

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

Grrrr.

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

D-Did this actually happen???

Mmm.

So I’ve actually left the great batman in shock, hm? Not surprising knowing my brilliance!

Not shocked, just surprised that’s legal.

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

Grrrr.

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

D-Did this actually happen???

Mmm.

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

Grrrr.

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

D-Did this actually happen???

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

Grrrr.

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

Grrrr.

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.