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i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

thanks. i obtained them through entirely legal means wholly unrelated to any country's head of state

...do they not know? Do they not understand the ancient texts?

The old ways are not taught to the younger generations, they are left to be forgotten along with the tragedies of the past.

do not cite the deep magic to me witch I was there when it was written

being a pessimist is great, I’m always either right or pleasantly surprised

hey bro let’s do our secret handshake [kisses you right on the lips] 

Anyways. What’s the best soup? If you say cream of mushroom or French onion I’m blocking you

Y’all are naming soups I haven’t even heard of before…….

lentille soup, only next level brown kid things here

sink water on shirt sleeve incident leaves one dead three injured