he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter
tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on
truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that
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@theycallherfluff and their fantastic flag ay Harry Styles Seattle 7.7.18
So, wait
They JUST caught one of this countryās biggest all-time rapists and serial killers over forty years after his rampaging
It was suspected even back then that he may have been a cop, and it was noted that he had a knack for evading his victimās guard dogs.
And it turns out he was indeed a cop, who was fired from his cop job mid-way through this murder spree, because he was caught shoplifting dog repellent. NOBODY investigated that any further at the time??
Itās also worth pointing out that Michelle McNamaraās book about the Golden State Killer, Iāll Be Gone in the Dark, just came out recently. Michelle researched tirelessly to investigate this serial rapist and murderer, and after her death, her husband (Patton Oswalt) made sure her work was published.
It is NO COINCIDENCE that the surge of interest in this case, and the ultimate action and arrest by the police is due entirely to Michelleās work. And the police refuse to acknowledge it. They are patting themselves on the back for finding and catching this man when itās clear that they sat on evidence implicating him for years - because he was a cop.Ā
Patton has said (via twitter) that Michelle was not interested in fame or glory - that she would just be so proud to see this man finally being caught and made to pay for his crimes. But I think itās worth acknowledging her work. (and, as Patton pointed out, the police are now using the name she coined for this killer - but, you know, she hadĀ ānothing to do with itā 9_9)
Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier
Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! Youāre the nicest person ever!
Me: are you ok
Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.
honestlyĀ
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this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience itĀ
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voiceā¢ļø that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50ās. The analogy itself.
Itās all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Hopefully one day Lena Dunham will stop using her body shape as an excuse for why people donāt like her and start realizing itās because sheās a terrible person.
You had me at āhopefully one day Lena Dunham will stopā
i hate oversharing on this blue hellsite but like. whatās my alternative? talking to someone? another human? with words? i donāt fucking think so
I'VE GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND ALL OF THEM ARE FUCKING LUFTBALLONS
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Chance The Rapper just won this season of SNL
When you lie on the application but get the job anyway and now you have to do the work.
Iām crying š
Iām the birb that gets embarrassed by her man
how fastidiously she puts up her little foot to block him like FOR GODāS SAKE KEVIN LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS
i know i have reblogged this several times but i love it so much
Thatās one unimpressed bird!
This bird is having more fun than I am
Me in 2016: where is my son will!?
Me in 2017: wo ist mein sohn mikkel!?
#relevantĀ
Green day gif of the day 8/19/17
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peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckinā¦. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt sayĀ āhey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?ā he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but heās likeĀ ānah i just need a nap.ā then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESNāT NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, ācool.ā iconic.
2002 peter parker had no health insurance
Seriously tho that was the Bush administration he had no health insurance.
Little Girls Dressed as Wonder Woman.
