y am I still on tumblr

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

I feel like I'm not properly acclimated to living in this world I need to get more stupider and accept that I have to cooperate with how it works instead of how it Should

All the normal people walking around are fine with this and I feel like I'm awake in the matrix

"it is no measure of health to be well-adjusted to an insane society" ok pal that sounds really good but i still live here so it does very little for me

Yeah that's pretty much where I'm at with it

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

it seems not everyone is as patient as I

I think we owe an apology to the Americans, looks like at least some of the issues with their healthcare system can be addressed with guns

american problems require american solutions

movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead