May 1, 2025
Ray! If someone asks you if you were at the heist, you say YES!!!!
2026 update: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! THE DAMN SHOELACES!
If you message me. I WILL ask you about uour shoelaces. If you are old enough to message me, you will know the goddamn response. If I say "Nice Shoelaces" and you do not respond with the sacred Tumblr shoelace lore, a simple sentance known to those who have been on Tumblr for more than a month... IF YOU DO NOT RESPOND IN KIND... Spam. Block. Reported.
Like... there are exactly 3 exceptions to this: Existing moots [hey!], OBVIOUS humans asking actual human questions [hi there.], AND THE MOUSEBITES DM THAT DECLARES LUPUS.
All the rest of yall randos have to know the Shoelace code.
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