intrepid girl reporter

every day i wish the tumblr sugar daddies were real

yea actually i WOULD like a weekly allowance for being so cute and hot and funny online. i deserve it.

it’s so funny tht on here i’m like, mostly a normie while irl i’m consistently the weirdest person in the room at almost any given time. i’m like between two worlds., too normal for online but too weird for real life… i’m like junkrat from riverdale i don’t fit in

ever since i received an email from my prof asking if we could postpone our meeting so he could take a walk to awaken his mind and body i havent been able to stop saying it to all myfriends like [asking to hang out] Thoughts on awakening our minds and bodies later ... ?

At the club checkin my tumblr notes

you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

All "takes" on this blog reflect real policy that will come to pass in the dark era of my rule

what about those of us who want nasty explicit lesbian sex on tv