you literally just have to go outside.

i like how the ^_^ emoticon doesn't even have an upturned mouth. goes to show a smile is all in the eyes

i love when ppl message me again if our convo kinda ends. like yes, please keep it going. you could never annoy me but sometimes i forget and don't know what to say or i was busy

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

don’t fret a he/him lesbian is in your future🫶

PLEASE READ! jerma, i am your biological son and i just found your channel..

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week

i just dont believe the beatles ever recorded or produced any music at all

once i get over it i will be over it