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And is that a bad thing, anon? ;)

Frankly, I don’t think he looked feminine at all, but then again I got exposed to visual kei so many years ago, so perhaps my definition of androgyny is way different than yours. :D

~ Signora Paola

Anon, perhaps you need to review ancient history and the relationship between humans and makeup. Makeup has been used for millennia to represent various things, as well as to decorate the skin/face. Egyptians, Greeks, Natives Americans, Renaissance Italians, etc men have used makeup. 

And besides, Vex is pretty much the most fancy, fashionable, good looking guy in Lost Girl!

Could you list some examples for “inequality” or “feminist equality”…

Being stoned to death for being gay

Men have to go to the military, against their will

Income tax gap (men pay way more tax than women)

Thats a little bit the problem with feminism. It will look only at the issues which women face…

Yes, and as you can see, you’re an idiot who enjoys generalizing and judging people because of a label :)

Are you being serious right now? Feminism is a female equality movement dude, that’s like saying “MRM is bad cause they never stop police brutality” Bro, waht did you expect from a female equality movement? Why would a movement based on female equality focus on Male Inequality, wouldn’t that fall under the Egalitarian and MRM umbrella? 

Unbelievable.

“Feminist” is not a mostly meaningless label like “Goth”, “Jock”, “Nerd”; “Feminist” means “A person who believes in Feminist Theory” it’s an ideology that has a hold on western governments. IF a person supports feminist organizations, then she’s making feminism stronger, which is bad. 

And how am I denying her agency? I’m fully aware that she says she believes in feminism, while rejecting feminism’s basic premiss. 

“Just cause she rejects third wave feminism doesn’t mean she’s a real feminist!”

You can’t reject one wave without rejecting all of it because the third wavers got their shit from the second wavers, who got their shit from the first wavers. It was literally the first wavers that came up with patriarchy theory, and patriarchy theory is the foundation of all the branches of feminism. 

The first wavers were also the ones  who created the idea that men’s nature is inherently evil, while women’s is inherently good 

So, now you’re just lying? Cool. I said you were a misogynist for denying a woman her agency and freedom to opinions and choices by denying that CHS was a feminist.

> And considering that CHS rejects feminism’s basic premise, then yeah, she isn’t a real feminist.

Third wave feminism isn’t all feminism. She is the type of feminist from the hippie days of feminism. Choice/critical feminism.

> Would you consider a person to be a real wiccan, even though he rejects the idea of magic? Would you consider a person to be a real christian, even though he rejects the idea of original sin? I doubt it.

Apples to oranges. There are many different branches of feminism, from campus and intersectional, to choice and critical. A more accurate comparison would be “Do you consider both Catholics and Protestants to be Christians”, to which I would say yes.

> And how am I denying her agency? I’m fully aware that she says she believes in feminism, while rejecting feminism’s basic premiss.

“I am fully aware that she’s a feminist, but I’m still gonna say she’s not, because I am so against this ideology that even if someone who uses the label isn’t a complete asshat, I can’t accept that they are a part of the ideology, because it harms my precious worldview of “us vs them””.

>“Just cause she rejects third wave feminism doesn’t mean she’s a real feminist!” You can’t reject one wave without rejecting all of it because the third wavers got their shit from the second wavers, who got their shit from the first wavers. It was literally the first wavers that came up with patriarchy theory, and patriarchy theory is the foundation of all the branches of feminism. 

So, because it doesn’t conform to your personal opinion, it can’t be true? Are you sure you aren’t an SJW?

Think of it like this, if say every feminist out there deiced to start emulating CHS, what would you say then?  Would you say that we all weren’t real feminists, or would you accept that movements have the ability to grow and change?  If you accept that growth is possible within a movement then you must accept that most growth starts with small hand humble beginnings.  

Also 

Just for fun, look up the “Christian” group, Lord’s Resistance Army, if you’re literate enough that is…

Stopping it, in fact, is still a full-time job for several ACLU attorneys.

The fuck you think stopped those Muslims from that shit? There were legal sanctions against it too, so pretending like 1 is commendable but the other is condemning is just furthering to demonstrate your hypocrisy. And the two aren’t even comparable. The red states want prayer in school. Which is fucked up, but the don’t make other religions completely not recognized by the state. There is no comparison, saying I have to pray in school (which isn’t even allowed anymore) is way more tolerant than saying I’m not legally allowed to have my religious beliefs. 

“ Your need to rationalize that behavior, by assailing religionists in other countries for being worse, actually makes my point for me. “

You made the fucking comparison first you idiot, you said Islam was more tolerant, now you admit they’re not and have just moved the goal posts to “well Christians have done things in the past that aren’t good, and that means beheading apostates is more tolerant than prayer in schools.” Because fucking reasons. 

http://www.infowars.com/video-moderate-muslims-support-stoning-women-for-adultery-executing-gays/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA7YjIskWDc

In just a month over 1000 killed due to Islamic terrorism and 3X that wounded.

Deaths due to terrorism have been increasing dramatically and the overwhelming vast majority of them are motivated by Islam.

2- The KKK was started by democrats. 

Let me tell you why this:

is such a huge load of BS

FIRST OF ALL

The above pictures range from 1923-1999

the pictures below are from like 2011-2016

so um, yeah, of course 70 years worth of cartoons has more diversity than 5 years. It’s freaking 70 years of changing styles.

that’s like comparing the clothing styles of 2016 to the clothing styles of all of time and saying “w0w look ev3rytHing loOks the SaMe now smh!!1!”

*clears throat* Let’s break this down.

I’ve compiled a couple examples of TV cartoons through the decades. 

1920s:

1930s:

1940s:

1950s:

1960s:

1970s:

1980s:

and the good ol’ 1990s:

The point is styles change. And styles in the same time period tend to look really the same. Art goes through phases. Just look at fashion and architecture styles. 

The point is that cartoons aren’t bad because they look similar. It’s just a visual trend. In ten years, cartoons will all look the same in a totally different way.

TLDR: “CalArts-ifying” is not a real thing. Stop. 

WELL IT’S A LONG AND INTERESTING TALE FULL OF DRAMA, ROMANCE, AND ACTION.

(warning: some events may be embellished for the sake of the art)

(note: read in old western/ Bastion narrator voice for maximum effect)

The year was 2013. I was young, confident, and ready to take on the evil SJWs and their reign of tyranny and terror. I stripped my normie blog title ‘superspecialawesomeattack’ and donned a new, more appropriate one. One that would accentuate my totally awesome and correct and faultless beliefs. One that would show those internet teenagers just who was boss around here. I became:  ‘the-eagle-atarian’.

It was me, my 72 followers, and my logic™ against the barrage of insanity that was tumblr dot com. I started in the feminist tag, taking them one-by-one with unchecked lists of statistics and videos by the amazing atheist. They didn’t stand a chance against me. I quickly moved on to ‘otherkin’ and ‘social justice’ becoming notorious in each region.

Several keks later, I had amassed I healthy following of around 1200 followers, most of which still stick around today.

I was just your good ol’ fashioned logical™ anti-SJW.

Until, I met her.

“feministnintendo“ was the name but she was not playing games with us. Whispers of her antics had permeated the anti-SJW community. anti-sjw-ganandorf had taken her on, but fell shortly after her triple-combo-panic-attack. luigi-for-real-justice deleted shortly after his altercation with her, claiming that he “was sick of this toxic community :))))” etc.

And now she was after me.

The website was tense - nobody dared to post in case she came at you with another feminist lecture. It was pure unnatural internet silence.

She came for my inbox first. Claiming I was a misogynist, a racist, transphobe, and a whole other slew of -ists and -phobics. I brushed it off, smug anime girls still in check. This was nothing I hadn’t dealt with before.

Until…

The barrage.

They came out of the woodwork, I tell you. trans-girl-bowser, bpd-homestuck, autistic-kirbyxD, all the SJWs had piled on top of me with insults and excerpts from the latest Jezebel article. I was cornered, my lels shaken. My sides still intact.

“Any last words, bigot?” feministnintendo stood there confidently. The fedoras strapped to her belt, memories of my fallen m8s, shook lazily in the breeze. “Misogynists like you never learn. It’s always BTFO and TOPKEK AND DOUBLES with you people. Well… welcome to the real world, neckbeard.”

However, I had one last chance. The final ace up my trench-coat sleeve.

“Ha, I feel sorry for you.”

I had finally spoken. My fellow anti-SJWs gasped behind me. I was the silent protagonist no longer. I continued, blood running down from my mouth.

“You and your blue-haired cult just don’t get it. You believe in a world filled with misandry and hatred and irrationality. Well, I… us. We believe in a world of logic™, egalitarianism, opportunity! And the ability to post smug anime girl gifs however often we want!”

The crowd roared behind me. ‘ANTI BOIS’ ‘YOU TELL EM SON’ ‘GO KEK EM UP’

This was it. The time to reveal my ultimate ace in the whole. One ctrl +v later and it was all as clear as day. EVERY single anti-SJW statistic and source one could ever need, including numerous archives of youtube videos by internetaristrocat, thunderf00t, and theamazingatheist, compiled by the only anti-SJW members with enough free time to do so.

I untipped my fedora, the silence had returned.

“kekm8, feminists :^)”

The sources ran loose. The feminists scurried. The crowd behind me screamed “BTFO” and “WHERE YOU AT WHERE YOU AT WHERE YOU AT” - the feminists tried their panic attack tactic but my intelligence was too much. Too poignant for their infantile minds.

The onslaught was over. Deactivated accounts sat where the feminists once stood. The anti-SJWs… had won.

My bois ushered around me. Dusting me off, claiming me to be their new leader.

“He’ll bring us to glory!”

“Maybe he can even take on swampbug!”

“BUT”

The crowd turned silent, turning to the entry level anti-SJW ‘pro-pencils-anti-feminists’.

“But…” he was nervous, his ‘I’m everything tumblr hates’ bio quivering above him. “What should we call him?”

The m8 closest to me, my day 1 right-hand man, turned towards my icon. A picture of Porky Pig making a smug face to the camera.

“Porky…” my right-hand man whispered. “We’ll call him Porky.”

My audience gazed towards me, waiting for my approval. I took off my fedora and brushed the dyed hair from it. I shrugged and placed the hat back on my head.

“It’ll do, lads. :^)”

My audience roared once again. This time with “GO PORKY” “/PORKY/ IS ALWAYS RIGHT” “>implying it’ll stick” “EGALITARIANS WIN AGAIN”.

That night we shared many keks, lels, and greentext stories.

so imagine if trump was to be president

do you want trump in Disney World forever? do you want a horrifically lifelike cheeto-colored animatronic to speak at you and your children in trump’s exact voice for 4 years AT LEAST? and even after that he’ll be in there forever, you can’t exactly remove a president from the hall of presidents

PO:

hydration

colace, senna

milk of magnesia, 30 mg

milk of magnesia, 60 mg (”m.o.m. in the a.m. for a b.m. in the p.m.”) – this usually works 

gastrografin, 60 ml straight shot, no twist, no rocks

goLYTELY

PR (all +/- DRE with manual disimpaction):

tap water enema

fleets enema

soap suds enema

mineral oil enema

the biggest gun (which i have only had to do twice):

a trip to the OR for a rectal exam under anesthesia and manual disimpaction

if you don’t think constipation is a surgical problem… consider stercoral perforation (when somebody is so constipated that a stool ball literally erodes through their colon, leaking into the free peritoneal cavity and necessitating an emergency laparotomy).