zoologically improbable

You have to pee in the shower to get into heaven

@bedupolker

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

chatgpt is a threat to the symbiotic relationship between fanfic writers and their betas. we are losing our traditions. eradicate the soulless machine and ask your friend who has a full time job and 3 kids to annotate your omegaverse fanfiction like any other responsible adult.

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

Dear Xi Jinping: in order to grow Chinese soft power and capitalize on the Chinese cultural moment, the party must make a Hamilton-style musical about Zhou Enlai that focuses on framing his relationship with Mao Zedong as Yaoi

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife

A HAMMERHEAD????

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl