what are you waiting for?

Reblog to save an artist’s life

Accept that you will never live in something as baller as a Mesolithic Ukrainian Mammoth Bone Hut

put a 17 year old ‘adults dni’ person and an 18 year old ‘minors dni’ person in a locked room together i would love to see what happens

if i was there i could fix the suez canal

if I was there id make the situation worse. i dont care

I think your Brain is the size of a little pea and you’re under all my mattresses that are memory foam with my silk blankets and I can still feel your puny little pea head

i fucking hate when people on this site post words and phrases from my thoughts just to flex that they’re reading my mind

“Cock Penis”

fucking stop.

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if i had the aladdin lamp i would ask for a genie blowjob and then a second genie blowjob immediately after. my third wish would be to increase world hunger

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

their what now?

He looks like a show horse who was very suddenly turned into a human

American modern dance