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Show daddy that nice picture again

HEARTWARMING: this user is a despicable human being that deserves no sympathy

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

Breaking news all sports indefinitely cancelled because we have lost tbe ball

*aborted line cook voice* i'd go smoke in the alley... if i existed

Fanta is an “alive” and an “aware” soft drink

how to live a life for beginners

"you're so funny" - thanks man can’t wait to stare at the ceiling tonight.

why is nobody talking about how its halloween tomorrow