vampires! grr! nasty!

lemme just slip into something more comfortable *slides gently into an open grave*

really do think about drusilla turning william so so often its rly so perfect and it makes me crazy. and its like. dru makes spike because she really has nothing. darla and angelus clearly dont really pay her any mind until its useful for them, shes lonely and tired and so she decides to make herself the perfect partner. enter the most sopping wet soft hearted son of a bitch to ever exist and its perfect. she can have someone soft to her but strong enough to survive. but because nothing is yours as a vampire spike isnt even hers because he belongs to his deathwish. serves her as best as he can but hes not really hers. and she can probably see all that. and still they were together loving each other as best as they could for a century.

dracula after bdsm (bat dracula sex monster): and now i vill perform the afterscare

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!