Domathy

Let me eat egg

@denoraxia

“BOX IS UP TOO HIGH!” ;_;

Sound on pls

@softestvirgil I wouldn’t normally do this but I just at-ed you and this was right underneath and I felt you needed to see it.

What a good cat. He tried his very best but alas it was too high. Thank you for tagging me!

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi fruit and i was so wrong

wait how big are they then

Jesus tapdancing Christ

@tomthefanboy

This is my fav post.

*looking in a mirror trying to practice self-love* ur doing great u stupid bitch

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH

the comments are painfully accurate. 

the freeze-frame makes it even more incredible

@tomthefanboy

This is my fav post.

say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page

don’t have to cause my hands are always sweaty from the constant stress of being alive

You aren’t worthless. Organs go for a lot on the black market.

Having someone set as your phone background is the modern day equivalent of having a locket with someone’s picture in it

You know I’m not sure cats actually understand cats either