every time a lukola fan follows me I'm like damn, time to fire off the rent control gunshots again
Luke and Nicola were never in a romantic relationship
There is no secret baby
The only love they feel for each other is platonic
Analysing spoon reflections is fucking weird
Luke Newton's girlfriend, Antonia (because some of you weirdos STILL can't call her by her name) is not some evil, soul sucking succubus plotting the downfall of his career
He's not an "influencer" ffs, the man is barely even online
Tracking Instagram likes, follows, and comments is depressing and kind of pathetic
Wanting more content with your favorite actor is fine and completely expected. Being so mad and bitter you haven't gotten said content soon enough for your liking and then insisting it's because of his choice of partner or that he "doesn't care about" his craft is bananas. In this economy?????
some of you treat being a fan of an actor or musician as gambling and you're only happy when you 'win' and get bragging rights about having good taste or whatever
Y'all should start stanning sports teams instead of artists (most of you don't even stan said artist?)
being a fan only of an actors' relationship and not their craft is.....hm. being a fan of an actors' fictional relationship that you just want soooooo badly to be real is.....hmmmm. being a fan of an actors' fictional relationship that you just want soooooo badly to be real and getting angry every time it's revealed that said relationship is fictional is......hmmmmmmmmmmm. being a fan of an actors' fictional relationship that you just want soooooo badly to be real and getting angry every time it's revealed that said relationship is fictional because both actors in said fictional relationship have long term partners that you seethe about because they aren't the actors AND the last time said actors interacted in a way that could support your convoluted theories was at least two whole years ago is a level of hmmmmmmmmmmmm that isn't even FUN

















