I don't even like peaches

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

this is how lesbians text when you’re trying to figure out where to go for dinner

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

The Dom should be praised too

Take care of your doms. Praise them. Make them feel cared for and loved. Or you don't deserve them.

And then no one reblogged this version

whenever my bladders full it makes me mad i dont have that fetish so i get double miserable

I don't really get the appeal of goombas... I know I'm white so I'm supposed to jerk off to them but frankly they just don't do anything for me...

now, chain chomps on the other hand? they really get me going.

I guess as a white woman the want to fuck the dog overrides my want to jerk off to goombas?

vote chain chomps everyone or Ill be a little bit miffed about it. just chain chomps though.