Life is a shower and I'm an empty shampoo bottle

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

they should invent a me without all the anxiety

The trick is to be more curious than you're scared.

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

truly the idea of "this scene is (un-)necessary to the story" is such a fundamentally uncurious and anti-art way of engaging with fiction. the story itself is unnecessary, in the sense that all art is unnecessary, because art is not a fucking optimization problem. that's the beauty of it

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

this fic is so good i hope i write it

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second