"Though I'm Crapped Out, I Ain't Tapped Out"

You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much

this makes me laugh every year

Wait weren’t they her shitty parents in Matilda?

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism

I especially like the makeup remover ads where she takes off her lipstick, to reveal lighter lipstick underneath.

or the commercials for razors with women shaving their already baby smooth, waxed legs

This is such a surreal, dystopian thing about our culture. We literally treat the natural female body like its obscene. No wonder girls grow up with so much self loathing when they feel as if their own skin is incorrect.

I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it

bury your gays

four bros, chillin in a sandpit, one foot apart cause they’re all gay

don’t be sad because sad spelled backwards is das und das ist nicht gut