#1 Shitposter

Ever think we have too much time on our hands?

Idk I stopped wearing watches that work

Did their batteries leak?

woke up to my neighbor screaming “louder please, alexa!” and now ring of fire by johnny cash is positively Blasting through the morning air

SING, MY ANGEL OF MUSIC

yeah okay ill reblog that

kamalla harris taking joe biden to his rallies

I think I should have one hundred billion dollars

what would you do with it all?

If I make one hundred billion dollars, I will give every single tumblr user fifty billion dollars

how many users are there?????

I don't think it really matters because if I had a hundred billion dollars, I could afford anything

this is true i think

some people don't realize this but one hundred billion dollars is a LOT of dollars

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

@naturallydark

has anyone noticed that working for a living sucks ass

one must imagine sisyphus bouncing on it and moaning

Unfortunately every time he gets close it slips out and he has to start over

big day for substances like easily one of the top days for substance use

"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

fundraising on here is genuinely making me cynical in ways that feel so fucking foul, do you know how it feels to sit here trying to come up with 'strategies' to tell a new interesting story every day to get people's attention for someone surviving a literal genocide. like genuinely i do not want to believe that most people are so thoughtless and careless that they would turn away from mohammed and his family simply because one of my posts doesn't catch their attention like a youtube thumbnail but what am i supposed to think when every 18–24 hours the campaign stagnates again because i miscalibrated and people didn't see a perfectly cute kid photo or enough coloured text. idek what to say i wish that i had a million krona and i would just fund the whole thing and not ever think about how to package a story so that a genocide can generate compelling social media posts day in and day out. it's the polar fucking opposite of how i ever want to think about this atrocity it makes me feel dirty and slimy and not even dirty enough to be reliably succeeding. i just want people to fucking care enough for them to buy a packet of biscuit rations on the black market and it's like pulling fucking teeth

don’t love this, if I’m being frank

don’t get your glizzy slits in a twist