but it's only a dream (and tonight is for real)

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

tbh i do hope that pjackk is alive and well and at peace

i hope that son a bitch is nothing but rust and bones

i hope i get a shiny red bicycle for my birthday

dragonforce equals dragonmass times dragonacceleration

dont dudes get tired of jacking off to overwatch characters

Dont the flame drenched warriors of hell get tired of etenernally writhing in bloody senseless combat

Need a girl with a hole so big I can find shelter inside from the elements

Not even Tom and Jerry makes me laugh no more

oh shit it’s darkiplier!!!! save me secretary of defense james mattis!

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

i just won a nobel chaos prize for freaking out