The Not-You

make your title 'lurker' and your icon a fucking cheese i don't care. just look like a real person thanks 👍

her nose matches the cream

the crabs trying to find Mitch McConnell's rave and ending up at Lindsey Graham's

I just started playing Crystal and this tweet won’t leave my brain

Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.

my dream car is here... I can't believe this

This Hard Times screenshot like fully imprinted on me and my dad’s brains a couple years ago so whenever he does this I’m like dad you’re just naming stuff from the 90s again .

You know you can just serve the soup in a cup right

Not like in a prude way I just can't conceive of Mario experiencing... urges. He's a character outside the scope of that. I'm not saying he's asexual either cause positioning him on the allo/ace spectrum implies that it's a dimension of his character that at least exists, that he has at some point noticed it. I think he just jumps.

Mario is a mascot of one of the most sanitized corporate brands in existence. He differs from real, full-fledged ace people in that his sexlessness is not queer, not transgressive in any sense of the word, just a void left by his position as a player character. He has no queer identity because he has no identity beyond the fact that it's-a-him, Mario.

I, too, am fatter than the green twig, so like, when I lay out the precise reasoning of how Mario's non-characterhood motivates this idea, it would be nice if people could not careen off into "clearly you have strange views about fat people or italians or people who wear red or whatever"

Is a lesbian?

he is succubating.