The Not-You

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I need a lady in a shirt Fuck im down bad

went to an indoor kart race yesterday and I actually won!!! but it hurt my arms badly and I have a legit kart race scheduled for saturday so I'm fucked.

Nah nah you got this channel that inner verstappen

I got this 💪

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

Okay gun to your head would you rather—please take that out of your mouth

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"