The Not-You

Yes I ship them. Non-canonically. Yes I know they got together in canon, it was a terrible decision, it made the story much worse. I don't want them together in the story, I just ship them. What's confusing.

There's episodes of Phineas and Ferb that I've seen hundreds of times but sometimes the audacity takes several years to finally hit. Like what do you MEAN the two little boys looked up at Mount Rushmore and decided that their big sister Candace belonged up there too; she's just as special and important as any Founding Father after all. So they made it happen!!! What do you MEAN!!! They're so insane and they fucking IDOLIZE their big sister!!!! What the FUCK!!!! GIVE ME A MINUTE!!!!!!

monkey for nothing and your chimps for free

you play the guitar on the MTV (monkey tv)

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

I'm watching Marstead play Chants of Sennar and I love his playthroughs and he's very clever but his translation strategy is. Infuriating.

Glossing instead of translating directly is the right thing to do in that scenario though

It's not an ancient text it's a computer game. I promise you that this is about the most confusing and least efficient way to decode these puzzles.