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It’s Batman’s turn. Bruce needs to decide whether to marry himself for the money or throw himself off the cliff.

“I would kill Bruce Wayne just to get him out of this conversation.”

This works best if the reveal comes after literally everyone else has played, and half of the people have said “I’d marry Bruce Wayne for the money” and the other half have not only said that they’d fuck him, but been reasonably graphic as to how.

When a vampire finds a pale-skinned, red-eyed child in an alley standing over a body the kid clearly just murdered, they naturally assume that the poor kid is a young vampire and adopts them. The kid’s actually just an orphan with issues, but maybe a loving parent is just what they need.

david tennant could do sherlock holmes but benendict cumberbatch couldn't do the doctor. also benedict cumberbatch couldn't do sherlock holmes

this is hard proof that tumblr has gotten better because if I had made this post in 2015 I would have gotten several death threats by now

the fair trade latte fuckery hath slain me.