Speak, Friend, And Enter

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

I think maybe the most ironic part of the white supremacist “Muslims are taking over Europe, save European culture and its people!” rhetoric is that they’ve been saying it for the past 1,300 years. No exaggeration. This is something they’ve been fearmongering about since the 8th century.

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

Normal sized fidget toy

Adding a fake pocket to a piece of clothing just for the aesthetic should get you a life sentence. I coulda used that pocket.

loyal knight

It's not too late to suppress all of your wants and desires and to die unfulfilled and afraid without anyone ever having really known you.