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@davebearmn
I love this portrait of me by the talented Dave Davenport @dogspunk.bsky.social!
The theme was how I might show up anticipating a Date With a Werewolf.
Reblogging. Still one of my favorite portraits.
Still hoping I might someday date that werewolf, too!
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Road trip! Minnesota to Michigan.
Remember, between any two guys named Harry, Harry Du Bois is the hairier Harrier.
Whenever I hear a podcast advertise a product containing hyaluronic acid, my brain tries to interpret what they are saying as "highly ironic" acid.
Bear powers restored.
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If the number of times I use "Uff Da" and "Ope" are any indication, my Minnesotassimilation is mostly complete.
Between those haunted eyes and those impressive muttonchops, Phenomeman has a very Harry Du Bois vibe, at least for me.
A really buff super-powered version, that is. But still sad and needs to pull himself together.
55 loops around the sun.
Older? By definition.
Wiser? Sometimes yes, other times questionable.
Enjoying life? Absolutely!
(listening to an ad before a podcast gets going)
Ad: Are you making critical financial mistakes in your final years before retirement?
Me: Maybe...
Ad: If you have one million dollars or more in investments...
Me: *laughs so hard I cannot hear the rest of the ad*
Freshly groomed.
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For fun, what fictional character(s) would you ship me with?
Turns out I've been living with Rebel for years. I just didn't recognize them until now because the Rebel in my house likes to rock out as a Drag King!
So, this is my fantasy twist on the usual Happy Father's Day formula...
Who would like *become* a father by impregnating me?
Optionally, reply (or DM if you prefer) if you feel like telling me about how you think the encounter might go?
Reading through DAI discussions and getting confused about who the heck this 'Lavellan' person is because my two playthroughs were as a dwarf warrior and as a qunari mage and because I so rarely accept the pregenerated names that I forget that other people use those names as shorthands for an inquisitor character.
Makes some of the portmanteaus used as 'ship names a bit tricky to decipher, too.
me, in the morning: Hmm. I'm rather sleepy, and a little bit anxious.
caffeine: let me help!
me: *glug glug glug*
- time passes -
caffeine: so how ya feelin'?
me: I'm rather anxious, and a little bit sleepy.
caffeine: my work here is done! You're welcome! Byeee!
* dramatic cape-swirling exit*
me: ...
me: why and how is caffeine wearing a cape?
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Him: So what that mouth do?
Me: given past experience as a guide, probably say some weird awkward shit