thanks for watching him, bitch!

.... who'd be stupid enough to walk it with me?

my wise&wonderful spouse: isn't he always like that? i thought it was kind of core to the character

oh whatever

image : namor is swimming

jean and scott based on this post

garth is glad he couldn’t bring his newborn baby along to a remote uninhabited island camping trip

dick yells at wally. a lot.

donna throws their tent into a fire

dick accuses roy of unable to commit to anything

roy akins dick’s candle vow to bruce to marriage

donna says that dick has been to a wedding altar a concerning amount of times

garth calls roy racist

roy curses in diné and I can’t find a translation anywhere and I really want to know what he said

dick (correctly) claims donna is only sleeping with roy so she doesn’t have to perfect all the time like wally created her

donna calls roy “my handsome little artemis”

donna says she’s spent more time with lian than roy has in the past month, and therefore it will be hard for her when they break up

dick is “trying to use his bat night vision goggles to locate a bat umbrella in his bat utility belt… he’s impervious to rain and wind and cold and thirst and hunger and having to use the bathroom cause—did you know this—? HE WAS TRAINED BY BATMAN!” -wally

dick is building a lean-to.

nightwing traps himself in a cave on purpose so he doesn’t have to talk to his friends