both the hero & the bodega cat

Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

But it’s not so enjoy

Football is bullshit, put it in the bin

Egypt played against FIFA tonight.

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

whenever i go back through my blog to look for something i end up wasting a lot of time just looking at the posts because for some reason it's full of stuff i would reblog

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

i can’t believe paraguay didn’t get a single yellow card

i don't care what those tiktok and instagram influencers tell you, have three meals a day!!! have a snack!! have that sweet treat!! have food that makes you feel good!!! especially if you're a woman!! starving yourself to look "desirable" will only make you desirable to people who want you to stay malnourished forever. it's a cycle of misery!!