both the hero & the bodega cat

i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

If you get a compliment from a random American on the street, know that they tried their best to keep from saying a peep to you but they literally could not hold it in. They HAD to say something.

The other day a tiny gay man in a hurry bumped me on the Metro escalator and said "Sorry, great dress by the way" and then he stopped at the top of the escalator and turned around and said "AND a great hat. THAT is how we do summer!" and SPRINTED for his bus and I coasted on that for the rest of the day.

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

(me for a decade straight) okay today’s gonna be different

Just for your information, i smell so good

i love a man that does what he’s told

take it personal. at this age, people are 100% aware

wait... u have other mutuals? i thought we were special

þuresdæg..... and ic wene þæt wyscst þu hi sie

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

It’s all corrupt girl