my fix of dan and phil

dan SO truly lacks object permanence like he was talking all his shit about how quiff phil doesnt even exist, who was that, only blond phil and emo phil are real, then three seconds into ii starting he's like WHO IS THIS HANDSOME MAN......

“An actual wedding ring for your spouse” Ok Dan. Ok. I’m not a fool. I’m not an imbecile. I know these games. I’ve been here before. There is no way you’re bringing up weddings at every single opportunity just for funsies. This is getting absurd. I know a soft launch when I see one. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE PLOTTING.

They actually didn't lie. They didn't talk about making out they talked about fucking. And at the time I said that was intentional, and it looks like I was right.

god those 8 minutes had everything. “power couple”. pharriage discussion completely unprovoked. dan saying sentences no one has ever said before including “for people that are bicurious it was like their flat earth”. clueless but Trying interviewer with phannie coworkers in the back. cute shoulder touch. saying “twink” and “male podcast” on the news. phil therapy avoidance. martyn catching strays for no reason.